Dislikes: Cake with whipped cream (and fruit?!) instead of shortening frosting, Sopranos, *Beets, Vacations, Diamonds, the word “Like”, Slugs, Sweating, Parties, Bananas and Coconut, Chick Flicks, Novels, My Own Humming, Cute Anthropomorphized Animal Figurines, Pine needles, Human Hair (even my own), Talking on the Phone, Custard-filled Donuts, Tulips and Daffodils, Burying Guinea Pigs (even dead ones), Egg Nog, Heart Pendants, Easter Basket Grass, Italic font, Ropey Spit, Peter Pan, Apple Pie, Blue Christmas Lights, English speakers on public transportation,...
#1 Dislike: when anyone except me makes totally unsubstantiated generalizations.
*My unqualified loathing of beets, I believe, is a result of the racial memory of my German ancestors forced to grow and harvest beets in Russia. The mere thought of borscht gives me the creeping shudders up my spine.
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